d-i-y-orgasms:

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

thats dope tho

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hugvvarts:

favourite harry potter text posts on tumblr -> part 2 - marauders

part 1

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maggieboooo13:

if you fear anyone in this world, fear those who can format a graph in microsoft word.

“Don’t you get it? I chose you, over anyone else. I always fucking choose you.”
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DAMMIT PIKACHU I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL

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tomhiddleston-gifs:

On a scale of 1 to Tom Hiddleston, how good do you look while crying ?

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revrealness:

clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

you’re hired

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Days of Future Past + Tumblr (Part II)

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isozyme:

you: hey isozyme, what do you want most in this world?

me: project runway AUs in every fandom

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you were right, mother…

you were right, mother…

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