faemuses:

throh:

this is the #1 score on the leaderboards for flappy bird android and let me tell you why this is bullshit.
assuming that the pipes cross the screen at a rate of 2 every second (it’s probably slower than this; this is an estimation), this asshole would have had to play the game for 1,562,405,107,570 seconds. let me clarify: he played for one and a half trillion seconds.
this would give us about 26,040,085,126 (over 26 billion) minutes, or approximately 434,001,418.8 (434 million) hours. that gives us 18,083,392.45 days, or about 49,544 years. they want us to believe that cro-magnons hadnt even started slapping paint on walls when this motherfucker started playing flappy bird. bull. shit.


homie so mad he slapped a bro with math to tell him why he wrong

faemuses:

throh:

this is the #1 score on the leaderboards for flappy bird android and let me tell you why this is bullshit.

assuming that the pipes cross the screen at a rate of 2 every second (it’s probably slower than this; this is an estimation), this asshole would have had to play the game for 1,562,405,107,570 seconds. let me clarify: he played for one and a half trillion seconds.

this would give us about 26,040,085,126 (over 26 billion) minutes, or approximately 434,001,418.8 (434 million) hours. that gives us 18,083,392.45 days, or about 49,544 years. they want us to believe that cro-magnons hadnt even started slapping paint on walls when this motherfucker started playing flappy bird. bull. shit.

homie so mad he slapped a bro with math to tell him why he wrong

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grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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loki-friggason:

loki-friggason:

Long live the King my haND SLIPPED AGAIN

*coughs*

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godblessameric:

dangerhamster:

squarlo:

THAT’S HOW THEY DID IT

WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT CHRIS EVANS’ FUCKING BODY THAT THEY HAD TO PHOTOSHOP HIM SMALLERAND THE SUPER SOLDIER BODY WAS THE REAL ONE

that last one is really good acting because chris can do 1000 push ups in his sleep

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laundromatic:

gimmes:

easilyhumored:

michisama2030:

sketch-party:

birdarangs:

chestlechime:

cookiekhaleesi:

bevsi:

oldroyalcouple:

m-hart:

khajidont:

zamii070:

squigglegigs:

cartoonpony:

Reblog and post a photo of yourself alongside the way you draw yourself

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it’s for science

(it can be a non human character design)

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threw in the chibi because that’s how i draw myself a majority of the time   (´ ▽ `;; )

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prepare for trouble make it double
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amazing

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imagestep aside, amateurs 

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pieofthelord:

drunk-doctor:

safaribrowser:

 

so um i emailed disney about this sorrynotsorry

You’ve done well

pieofthelord:

drunk-doctor:

safaribrowser:

 

so um i emailed disney about this sorrynotsorry

You’ve done well

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meekrah:

what I learnt last night: if you’re imagining a creepy thing in your room or outside and it’s coming to get you, just imagine that it met another creepy thing and they started making out, forgetting you entirely. 

It worked for me

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fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

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highlyfunctioning-fangirl:

starfleetrambo:

xshiromorix:

capt-james-t-kirk:

supernaturalfan1:

underthestarssofaraway:


I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'

Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.

and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left

and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off

Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping

highlyfunctioning-fangirl:

starfleetrambo:

xshiromorix:

capt-james-t-kirk:

supernaturalfan1:

underthestarssofaraway:

I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going
'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'

Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.

and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left

and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off

Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping

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